August 2009
11 posts
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Motorized Stroller
Moms and Dads rejoice! Walking your baby is no longer a sweaty chore. Hop onto the riding plate on the back of your motorized stroller and zoom around the neighborhood with baby out front.
Aug 19th
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Medicine Flavored Real Cherries
Genetically modify cherries so they taste like medicine.
Aug 18th
5 notes
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Teach the Alphabet in a different order.
Perhaps in the same order as the keyboard: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Aug 10th
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Show: The Bad Boys of Salad.
Food Network’s new hit series.
Aug 8th
Let There be Zzzzappp!!!
Light switches that give you a tiny electric shock every time you turn them on…to encourage less energy usage.
Aug 7th
Infant Pedicure Kit.
Aug 6th
Bug Zapper Shoes.
Aug 5th
Unsweet Cola.
Aug 4th
Sausage Link Dog Collar.
Aug 3rd
Chocolate Lasagna.
Aug 2nd
Sending Prescriptions to the Pharmacist by...
Aug 1st
July 2009
89 posts
Pocket Chainsaw.
Jul 31st
Foolish Reads: Friday 7-31-09 →
As usual, we’ve got more books on our nightstand than we can possibly finish. Here are a few we’re making a sincere effort to finish this week. (Click the titles to find the cheapest copies…
Jul 31st
BOOK: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Labrador.
Jul 31st
Jul 30th
Giant pillows instead of bumpers on cars.
Jul 29th
1 tag
Bailing out Goldman Sachs
So they can turn around and give $11 Billion in bonuses to their execubots.
Jul 28th
Introducing Internet Garage Sale
stevenf: I’m happy to announce Internet Garage Sale, the product of a few too many very late nights and weekends, and my latest web project.
Jul 28th
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Blood Library.
Check out a pint and return it when you’re done.
Jul 28th
Hot Tomato Haiku Contest: 2008 Winner →
This year’s Hot Tomato Haiku Contest is really heating up. We’d like to say a special thanks to our friends for helping spread the word on Twitter, Facebook, Craigslist, and everywhere else.
Jul 28th
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Show: Gilmore Boys.
Jul 27th
Monday Morning Misc. 7-27-09 →
Hello fellow Nashvillians. That’s right, my family and I have finally, officially moved to Nashville. We now have all the Fools in one town. As we get settled in, I should be able to once again…
Jul 27th
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Hero Credit
An entire year’s Federal and State tax forgiveness for people who are deemed heroic by their communities.
Jul 26th
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Donkey Burgers
Jul 25th
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Scratch and Sniff: Old book smell.
Jul 24th
Sneak Peek: Bookstore Beta →
Remember that new warehouse space I mentioned in this post? In that post (and in others) I hinted at a special, super-secret surprise. Well, loyal readers, here it is: BookFool.com…
Jul 24th
Jul 23rd
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iPod that plays only video.
No music.
Jul 23rd
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Show: Biggest Loser IQ Edition.
Jul 22nd
2009 Hot Tomato Haiku Contest →
How is it possible I haven’t blogged about this yet? Too busy promoting it, I guess! BookFool.com is now hosting the Hot Tomato Haiku Contest, a part of the burgeoning Tomato Art…
Jul 22nd
File cabinet with bottle opener built in to the...
Jul 21st
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Bubble wrap with a scent in each bubble.
Jul 21st
Foolery from Jeanne: Life’s Too Short to Play by... →
At the bottom of our About Us page, you’ll notice I put out a call for your Foolish stories. Jeanne of the lost garden of senua blog has taken me up on the offer: My favorite foolery is a …
Jul 21st
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Drive-up window at the Post Office.
I mean, really. How hard could that be?
Jul 20th
Show: Extreme Makeover, Foot Edition
Jul 20th
Tweak the Message: BookFool.com Bookmarks →
Once again, we need your help. Our readers have been so helpful in deciding on shirt designs and truck names, we would like you to take a crack at a slogan for a bookmark we’re printing. …
Jul 20th
Fools on Motorbikes →
We have the wildest warehouse workers. They embody the spirit of Foolishness. Shine on, you crazy diamonds.
Jul 20th
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Dishwashing Delivery
Leave dirty dishes outside your house in a box and they will be returned to you clean the next day.
Jul 20th
Library books that explode when past due.
Jul 19th
Food Savings and Loan.
Deposit extra food when you have it. Withdraw food when you need it.
Jul 18th
Jul 18th
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Tomato Toothpaste.
Jul 16th
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Mail it to Africa:
A special envelope for kids who don’t like to clean their plates. When your mom says you should finish up because there are starving kids in Africa, secretly shovel the food into the envelope and mail it to them. Especially useful for Peas.
Jul 16th
1 tag
Cotton Candy Carpet.
Or any candy-based floor cover, for that matter.
Jul 15th
Bringing back the Icebox.
Jul 15th
TV Show: House (painter)
Only on Fox!
Jul 15th
Mad Libs Diploma.
In recognition of the [ADJECTIVE] completion of…
Jul 15th
Genetic Engineering: Short-neck Giraffe.
Jul 14th
1 tag
bizdorks.com
A place for business-minded dorks to gather. (Domain currently available.)
Jul 14th
Moving to Nashville →
“Nashville Sporting Goods” (cc) Flickr user Brent and MariLynn This week my family and I begin the long process of moving to Nashville. Well, we officially began the process in February…
Jul 14th